Thursday, November 20, 2008
Random Conversations: Squirrels
Me: "Hey."
Jermaine (with a bag of almonds): "Want some?"
Me (taking a handful): "You know, you shouldn't eat too many almonds at once."
Jermaine: "
Why's
that?"
Me: "Fucks you up. Fucks with your stomach."
Jermaine: "Well we're not squirrels."
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