Crude and Feckless: July 2009

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

A Movie Theater Conversation

First guy: [whispering] "I thought this was the exorcist."

Second guy: "It is."

First guy: "Then what are they doing in Iraq?"

Second guy: "That's the priest. He finds something evil there."

First guy: "Man, did Iraq ever not suck?"

Drinks with friends at a beautiful rooftop bar in New York City: $120

Drinks with friends just downstairs from previously mentioned bar: $80

Drunkenly exclaiming: "I hope the world does end in 2012 because at least then it all means something!": $0

A great night out with friends: Holy shit! $200 and a hangover.

"Things are going to start happening to me now."

-Steve Martin, The Jerk