Atreyu: "What are those two sphinxes?"
Engywook: "Those are the first of the two gates you must pass through before you reach the Southern Oracle! Of course, most people don't get that far..."
Engywook: "The Sphinxes eyes stay closed, until someone who does not feel his own worth tries to pass by."
Atreyu: "Then what?"-
Engywook: "Laser beams shoot out of their eyes and vaporize whatever they hit. Remember Atreyu, when you go through the gates you must not doubt your own self worth or you will surely be destroyed!"-
Atreyu: "Hmmm...maybe I should just go around them."
Engywook: "Oh, you can't do that."
Atreyu: "Why not?"
Engywook: "I don't know...you just can't."
Atreyu: "Look fucker, I'm not gonna get killed just because you like to get your jollies watching people die through your telescope."
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