Friday, January 30, 2009

The Neverending Story

Atreyu: "What are those two sphinxes?"

Engywook: "Those are the first of the two gates you must pass through before you reach the Southern Oracle! Of course, most people don't get that far..."

Atreyu: "Why?"

Engywook: "The Sphinxes eyes stay closed, until someone who does not feel his own worth tries to pass by."

Atreyu: "Then what?"
Engywook: "Laser beams shoot out of their eyes and vaporize whatever they hit. Remember Atreyu, when you go through the gates you must not doubt your own self worth or you will surely be destroyed!"
Atreyu: "Hmmm...maybe I should just go around them."
Engywook: "Oh, you can't do that."
Atreyu: "Why not?"
Engywook: "I don't just can't."
Atreyu: "Look fucker, I'm not gonna get killed just because you like to get your jollies watching people die through your telescope."
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 by Kevin McDonald


SweetPeaSurry said...

I think I killed the braincell that might have recalled this movie.

Is this the one with the big hairy flying dog like animal?

Anyway ... excellent post as always, and I'm sure if I saw the movie I'd be floored by your take.

Have a great day!!!

KMcJoseph said...

Yes...big hairy flying dog.

Anonymous said...

Exactly what I thought when I watched it. Go around the damn thing...

To the winch...wench!

Nice McJoe! :)

bernthis said...

loved this one.

SassyTwoSocks said...

I'm so excited to see that your blog has shifted to a movie/tv parody site. good work! stop on by to pick up the award I gave you. Hope you're well!

Vodka Mom said...

omg I just laughed out loud

I need to come here first thing in the morning.


Ultra Princess said...

I am getting the impression that you watch a lot of movies and television!!! lol

Cat said...

I always wondered why he didn't ride the Luck Dragon over the stupid lasers.