Friday, January 2, 2009

Saved By The Bell

Zach: "Listen Screech, something weird is going on at this school."

Screech: "Is this about who you're taking to the school dance?"

Zach: "No, I'm being serious, there's some weird shit going on and you're the only one I can trust."

Screech: "What are you talking about?"

Zach: "For one thing, have you noticed that there are only 15 kids in this entire school? It's you, me, A.C., Jessica, Kelly, Lisa, and nine other kids that nobody knows. I think it's even a different nine kids everyday, and the only time you see the other students is in the hallway."

Screech: "I think you're getting paranoid."

Zach: "Also, have you noticed that our classes are only two minutes long? We sit down, make a couple of jokes, the teacher gets out one sentence, and bam, the bell rings. Don't you think that's odd?"

Screech: "I just hope you get better before the big school dance! I hear Kelly really wants you to ask her to it."

Zach: "That's another thing! Why are all the girls at this school superhot 21-year-olds? Do you know that I even heard a rumor that Jessica's been stripping in Vegas?"

Screech: "I'd hit that!"
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 by Kevin McDonald


RB said...

The only thing that could have improved upon this hilarious (and true) post would be if Zach had frozen time and had a mini-conversation with himself. Frankly, I am still hoping that one day I'll be able to do that.

Comedy Goddess said...

I have something for you, or will by Saturday, on my blog.

Irish Gumbo said...

Crude & Feckless: Screenplays in 5 minutes, or your money back!

Dude, this was FUNNY!

Mike said...
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Cat said...

I'd hit that, too.

SassyTwoSocks said...

Jessie Spano has had a mightly lot of work done. I saw her at Whole Foods in Chelsea once. She looked pretty darn good. I'd hit that, too.