Zach: "Listen Screech, something weird is going on at this school."
Screech: "Is this about who you're taking to the school dance?"
Zach: "No, I'm being serious, there's some weird shit going on and you're the only one I can trust."
Screech: "What are you talking about?"
Zach: "For one thing, have you noticed that there are only 15 kids in this entire school? It's you, me, A.C., Jessica, Kelly, Lisa, and nine other kids that nobody knows. I think it's even a different nine kids everyday, and the only time you see the other students is in the hallway."
Screech: "I think you're getting paranoid."
Zach: "Also, have you noticed that our classes are only two minutes long? We sit down, make a couple of jokes, the teacher gets out one sentence, and bam, the bell rings. Don't you think that's odd?"
Screech: "I just hope you get better before the big school dance! I hear Kelly really wants you to ask her to it."
Zach: "That's another thing! Why are all the girls at this school superhot 21-year-olds? Do you know that I even heard a rumor that Jessica's been stripping in Vegas?"
Screech: "I'd hit that!"
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