Tuesday, January 6, 2009

24

Tony: "Fifteen nuclear bombs just went off on fifteen separate buses in the downtown area. We've gotta catch this guy before it gets any worse."

Jack: "Any worse? Are you kidding me? Everyone I have ever loved is dead and this city is under constant terrorist attack because the President is inexplicably always in town, even though he lives on the other side of the country."

Tony: "You seem down."

Jack: "Ya think? I've saved this country and the president several times and at least once a year, you bastards throw handcuffs on me and haul me away like I'm some kind of traitor. I'm feeling a little fucking under appreciated."

Audry: "At least we're together again!"

Jack: "I've been cheating on you."
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald

14 comments:

Braja said...

You've been lying. You're actually a sitcom writer in Hollywood, aren't you....

Irish Gumbo said...

Nothing like a little stress to make the truth come out, eh, Jackie boy?

And I think Braja has you pegged..

Sweet Cheeks said...

Damnit...that was stinking Hilarious!

Cat said...

I'd be crazy, too, if every second of my life was narrated with that horrible BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.

SassyTwoSocks said...

HAHAHAHA. This is great. You could host an entire blog that is just spoofed conversations from tv shows.

KMcJoseph said...

Braja and Irish Gumbo: Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Remember George got laughed at for claiming he was a sitcom writer to pick up chicks on Seinfeld.

Sweet Cheeks: Thank you.

Cat: Your life isn't narrated with a beep???

Sassy: I think thats my plan at this point, to just continue with these. Thanks!

Irish Gumbo said...

Oh, it's good, yeah, that's it, it's good (whistles as he walks away form the keyboard...)

Braja said...

Yeah but you're better looking than George, and not as tragic. At least, you don't appear to be. God help you if you are...

Michael said...

You know, your TV-bashing is what made me follow your blog.

I really despise it, but at least I'm another visitor, right?

Michael.

KMcJoseph said...

Michael,

You despise tv shows or you despise my blog?

Michael said...

In my profile, you'll see my 3rd blog is named, "There is no me without TV."

So, I love television. Your bashing 24 is probably the most oh-my-God to me, aside from Lost, of course.

It's amusing to see another person's perspective, though.

Michael.

Anonymous said...

love jack bauer..
this is music project http://www.myspace.com/whothefuckisjackbauer

I have simply my one the blank verse translated..

Braja said...

I think the very least Michael could have done was write, "You're despicable" in a Daffy Duck voice.

jesus wept...

SweetPeaSurry said...

Freaking marvelous, and ever so humorous. Keep of the funny, man!!!