Sunday, January 11, 2009

Hackers


Acid Burn: "Hey Crash, whatcha doin'?"

Crash: "I'm hacking into the F.B.I.'s mainframe, what do you think I'm doing?"

Acid Burn: "Your computer screen is just showing a really cool screensaver and your typing like crazy."

Crash: "Hackers don't need to see what they're typing, you'd know that if you were half the hacker that I am."

Acid Burn: "Okay, I can buy that you don't need to see what you're typing, but if you're hacking into the F.B.I.'s mainframe don't you need to see what's on their computer system?"

Crash: "No see, because all I'm doing is typing E=MC2 over and over again and eventually the computer will give me what I want."

Acid Burn: "E=MC2?"

Crash: "Yeah, haven't you ever seen a computer movie? E=MC2 can get you anything."
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald

7 comments:

SweetPeaSurry said...

I've always wanted to learn how to hack, NOW I know!!!

Irish Gumbo said...

Between that and '42' you are on the road to world domination. Just don't get caught up in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe...

Braja said...

Come on, you gotta do NCIS where two of them are typing on the same keyboard to hack. Now that needs a rewrite....

Scott said...

Good god, you can't be serious Braja?
That's the single most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! And I just made a post about how comfortable stasis-chambers are!

Cat said...

It's totally true! E=MC2 even got me laid once.

SassyTwoSocks said...

This totally reminded me of the CSI shows for some reason. They have all this crazy-sweet technology where they can just find anyone they want in like two seconds and move things around the screen just by touching it. It's so not possible.

KMcJoseph said...

Sassy: I've got a CSI post from a while ago

http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/2008/12/csi-miami.html