Wendy: "Jesus Christ! Why the hell is Tinker Bell being such a bitch?"
Peter Pan: "Oh Wendy, she's just jealous. You see, she's in love with me!"
Wendy: "In love? Why that's the most preposterous thing I've ever heard!"
Peter Pan: "Why's that Wendy? After all, Tink and I have been fighting Captain Hook together in Neverland for a long time."
Wendy: "Think about it Peter. How would you ever consummate your love? She's only six inches tall, she'd surely be killed!"
Peter Pan: "Damn girl, you dirty! Get your ass up on dis bed!"
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