Sunday, February 8, 2009

Peter Pan

Wendy: "Jesus Christ! Why the hell is Tinker Bell being such a bitch?"

Peter Pan: "Oh Wendy, she's just jealous. You see, she's in love with me!"

Wendy: "In love? Why that's the most preposterous thing I've ever heard!"

Peter Pan: "Why's that Wendy? After all, Tink and I have been fighting Captain Hook together in Neverland for a long time."

Wendy: "Think about it Peter. How would you ever consummate your love? She's only six inches tall, she'd surely be killed!"

Peter Pan: "Damn girl, you dirty! Get your ass up on dis bed!"
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald

18 comments:

SweetPeaSurry said...

OMG ... that is a freaking laugh riot. Now I have dirty thoughts of W and P circling around in my head.


.oO (Damn ... where'd I put my toy?)

Ryan said...

Haha... 3-way maybe? Probably more like a 2.1-way, though.

rachael said...

LMAO!

It's All Good said...

but tink would fit perfectly in his pants, perfect for on the go!

... too much? yeah I thought so too, I'm gonna go wash my filth off now....

Ann's Rants said...

That last line just rocked the whole post.

Captain Dumbass said...

I don't know, Peter's tights and the pan flute? Tinkerbell?

Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub said...

I'm with Dumb Ass... Peter Pan has got a whole set of issues that Wendy and Tink can't even touch!

Sweet Cheeks said...

Peter always wanted Wendy...but she really digs the Captain for his hook! That's the real reason Tinker was pissy.
:)

bernthis said...

I will never read this story again and not think of Peter Pan, horny man

Anonymous said...

I find it unlikely that Peter Pan would say "Damn girl, you dirty! Get your ass up on dis bed!" Given that the original play was written in 1904 Peter's likely response to Wendy would've been: "My word Wendy, your mouth is filthy & your words are in the devil's own tongue! However, I find your behavior arousing & I greatly desire to bed you right here in the nursery while your brothers look on."

Cat said...

Where there is a penis, there is a way.

Word VerificatioN: "gyndal", which I read as "gyn doll"

Sarah's Blogtastic Adventures said...

hehe I had to stop by after reading about this post on another blog! Genius...as always! : )

FunnyBrew.com said...

No Blood No foul, right?

Ursley Devar said...

gr8!

LMAO!

SassyTwoSocks said...

Who is creating that freakish shadow behind Wendy? Could there be a third player?

SassyTwoSocks said...

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??? I'M STARTING TO WORRY!!!

Sweet Cheeks said...

Are you on a writer's Strike?

We'll negotiate a better contract...name your price....green m&m's - done...Oreos with triple stuff - done...foot massage...we'll get a trained monkey...

Missing you.
:)

Roshni Mitra Chintalapati said...

Nice!!! i often wondered the same, actually!!
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