Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Top Gun

Charlie: "You're late."

Maverick: "Yeah, sorry about that."

Charlie: "Wait...what's that smell?"

Maverick: "I guess I need a shower, I was just playing volleyball."

Charlie: "You're telling me that I risked my career to invite you over for a romantic dinner and you didn't take a shower before you got here? Next thing you're going to tell me is that you played volleyball in those jeans you're wearing."

Maverick: "Well actually, I did."

Charlie: "Oh my God, that's disgusting, I can't believe I was planning on having sex with you, your crotch must smell like sulfer and walnuts by now."
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald

11 comments:

Comedy Goddess said...

Tom Cruise was so cute before he was abducted. Same as Mel. Sigh.

Irish Gumbo said...

Walnuts? Dude, that's just nasty...

Pearl said...

I might be one of the only people on the planet that never saw Top Gun.
Pearl

SassyTwoSocks said...

Well spotted. I was so distracted by the hot love scene between Maverick and the blond-chick-what's-her-name that I didn't even notice the homoerotic undertones.

Sweet Cheeks said...

Walnuts...Ewww!

Nice as always McJoe!

:)

bernthis said...

I can still har the music. I was just out of college and oh God, I loved him back then

Ursley Devar said...

jajajaa!

RB said...

I can think of worse things than walnuts...but now that you mention it, maybe the song "take my breath away" is actually in reference to the horrible stench.

SweetPeaSurry said...

I don't know HOW I missed this one, freaking hilarious. I'm sure the movie would have been even BETTAH if the MOTHER SHIP had come down and saved Goose!!!

Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub said...

Sulfur and walnuts!?! Oh my God,... I am totally going to STILL be giggling about this tomorrow. :D

Cat said...

Oh my god. Walnuts. You're a genius. I've been trying to place the smell for years.