Maverick: "Yeah, sorry about that."
Charlie: "Wait...what's that smell?"
Maverick: "I guess I need a shower, I was just playing volleyball."
Charlie: "You're telling me that I risked my career to invite you over for a romantic dinner and you didn't take a shower before you got here? Next thing you're going to tell me is that you played volleyball in those jeans you're wearing."
Maverick: "Well actually, I did."
Charlie: "Oh my God, that's disgusting, I can't believe I was planning on having sex with you, your crotch must smell like sulfer and walnuts by now."
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