Friday, January 16, 2009

Grease

Rizzo: "I went to the doctor and he said bein' pregnant's not the reason I missed my period."

Kenickie: "That's a relief."

Rizzo: "Yeah, turns out I'm menopausal."
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald

16 comments:

Ann's Rants said...

PERFECTION.

rachael said...

LOL

Braja said...

Shit happens.

It's All Good said...

ahahaha!

Captain Dumbass said...

These are beautiful! I went back and read them all. Now I'm cheaping out and only leaving you one comment. What can I say, I'm a bastard.

Thanks for the Woody Allen tip, I'll check it out.

Irish Gumbo said...

Whaaa? Aw, man, I had such a 'thang' for Stockard Channing when that came out. I wondered my she seemed so much more mature than ONJ.

SSP said...

LOL

at least she's not a B*Tch because she is menopausal...which I can start using as my own excuse in a few years.....

SweetPeaSurry said...

he he he!

Sweet Cheeks said...

I knew it! She was menopausal...I could tell by the way she danced. Looked like sore 'old lady hips' to me.
You're so funny Kev~
:)

Ann's Rants said...

Well KMC that doesn't compute as your blog is funny every single day and mine is funny on some good days. Sorry for the unnecessary self-harm inflicting experience.

Oh and its FIRST, rather than "Firt" I believe ;)

bernthis said...

I have seen this movie at least 25 times, know the words to every song and oh Lord, it appears everyone will now know how uncool I am.

Cat said...

Oh god, I just...there aren't words for how much this post means to me.

Ann's Rants said...

Dude, where are you?

Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub said...

Ha ha ha ha ha!! Stockard Channing is awesome... it is only because she is still so in it that this is funny.

Sweet Cheeks said...

Hope you're ok over there...we could send Gumby over to check on you...

:)

SassyTwoSocks said...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! This is awesome. So true. There was no way in hell she was young enough to be in highschool. Her raspy voice and cackling laugh made her sound like a chain-smoking grandma. It's kinda like Luke Perry on 90210.