Hawkeye: "Well, I didn't want to say anything..."
Klinger: "What's going on old buddy?"
Hawkeye: "I'm a little disturbed by something. You see, the Korean War only lasted three years."
Hawkeye: "Klinger, we've been here for 11 years."
Klinger: "You know I thought this tour was a bit long."
Hawkeye: "Where do all these wounded people keep coming from?"
Klinger: "I don't know, but that laugh track is scaring the shit out of me."
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