Saturday, January 10, 2009

Back To The Future

Mr. Strickland: "Am I to understand you're still hanging around with Dr. Emmett Brown, McFly? Let me give you a nickel's worth of free advice, young man. This so-called Dr. Brown is dangerous, he's a real nutcase. You hang around with him, you're gonna end up in big trouble."
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Marty (smart-alecky): "Oh, yes sir."

Mr. Strickland (storming off): "You've got a real attitude problem, McFly. You're a slacker!"

Marty (to Jennifer): "What's his problem?"

Jennifer: "Actually Marty, I wanted to talk to you about that."

Marty: "About what?"

Jennifer: "You hanging around with Dr. Brown."

Marty: "What about it?"

Jennifer: "It doesn't make any sense. Why would you be friends with him? You're 17 years old. He's in his 60's."

Marty: "Would you believe that it's because I'm interested in his science experiments?"

Jennifer: "No."

Marty: "Homosexual relationship?"

Jennifer: "Nope."

Marty: "He has really good drugs."

Jennifer: "Ohhhhhh! Why didn't you say so?"
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald

10 comments:

It's All Good said...

"Homosexual relationship?" haha!

I'd believe the drug story to, old guys with crazy hair always have the good stuff...

Irish Gumbo said...

I KNEW IT!!! Me and my 10th grade science teacher, he...hey, wait aminute, he didn't give me ANY drugs. Damn, gypped again.

SweetPeaSurry said...

He he he ... drugs!!! I kind of liked the cool car myself, and really, time travel is pretty groove.

Sweet Cheeks said...

I thought for sure it was the sex...now I'm disappointed. :)

Braja said...

It's only natural.

The Grandpa said...

The drugs will do it every time.

Vodka Mom said...

Old men and young boys? That spells creepy to ME.

rachael said...

Dr Emmett Brown was one of the funniest characters ever, now it all makes sense, could have been the drugs.

Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub said...

Totally drugs. And I think Dr. Brown liked giving McFly new puffy vests. Marty couldn't resist!

I noted that all my favorite bloggers were suddenly getting all crude and feckless, so thought I'd stop by. I could kick myself for not doing it sooner. I am a movie fanatic and you are brilliant.

SassyTwoSocks said...

That's awesome. Dr. Brown is totally McFly's sugar daddy.