Thursday, January 15, 2009

Return Of The Jedi

Han Solo: "I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew."

Princess Leia: "He wasn't. I can feel it."

Han Solo: "You love him, don't you?"

Princess Leia: "Yes."

Han Solo: "All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't get in the way."

Princess Leia: "Oh, Han, it's not like that at all. He's my brother."

Han Solo: "Really? Wait...didn't you make out with him not too long ago?"
Princess Leia: "No, it was just a kiss."
Han Solo: "From what I remember, it was extremely passionate."
Princess Leia: "It was nothing."
Han Solo: "From what I saw, I would have assumed you two were fucking."
Princess Leia: "Look, I'm offering myself to you, take it or leave it."
Han Solo: "No thanks your Highness, I don't go for that hill-billy shit."
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 by Kevin McDonald


Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub said...

That one made me LOL. Luke was a total hillbilly, growing up on that SAND planet on some kind of sand farm... it don't get any lower than that.

Short Stick said...

ah this one gave me quite a chuckle. star wars rules, despite the hill billy hijinks.

Anonymous said...

Hysterical! That should've been in the original...that's all I'm saying.


Braja said...

Luke *wished* he was a hill billy...sand freak.

Irish Gumbo said...

Shouldn't be a sand-billy?

This was better than the original.

rachael said...

Your highness and hillbilly, in the same sentence, love it.

Julian Meteor said...

There is NOTHING wrong with flirting with a sibling.
I NEVER reject the advances of ANY woman.


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King of New York Hacks said...

I felt bad for luke...lost the girl because its his sister and then his father cut off his masturbation hand. Movie could be renamed One drunken night in the south !!LOL

King of New York Hacks said...

I Loved Rizzo.