Han Solo: "I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew."
Princess Leia: "He wasn't. I can feel it."
Han Solo: "You love him, don't you?"
Princess Leia: "Yes."
Han Solo: "All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't get in the way."
Princess Leia: "Oh, Han, it's not like that at all. He's my brother."
Han Solo: "Really? Wait...didn't you make out with him not too long ago?"
Princess Leia: "No, it was just a kiss."
Han Solo: "From what I remember, it was extremely passionate."
Princess Leia: "It was nothing."
Han Solo: "From what I saw, I would have assumed you two were fucking."
Princess Leia: "Look, I'm offering myself to you, take it or leave it."
Han Solo: "No thanks your Highness, I don't go for that hill-billy shit."
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