Jud: "Hey Louis, why so glum?"
Louis: "Our cat died."
Jud: "I'm sorry to hear about that, what happened?"
Louis: "You see that highway that runs through our front yard?"
Jud (looking at the highway): "Ah yes...You know Louis, there's a secret Indian burial ground near here. If we bury your cat there it might come back to life."
Louis: "Oh yeah, that's just what I need, a zombie cat."
Jud: "It's just a suggestion."
Louis: "How 'bout you suggest I put a fence in my front yard so my kid doesn't run into the street?"
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