Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Pet Sematary

Jud: "Hey Louis, why so glum?"

Louis: "Our cat died."

Jud: "I'm sorry to hear about that, what happened?"

Louis: "You see that highway that runs through our front yard?"

Jud (looking at the highway): "Ah yes...You know Louis, there's a secret Indian burial ground near here. If we bury your cat there it might come back to life."

Louis: "Oh yeah, that's just what I need, a zombie cat."

Jud: "It's just a suggestion."

Louis: "How 'bout you suggest I put a fence in my front yard so my kid doesn't run into the street?"
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 by Kevin McDonald


Short Stick said...

haha that was awesome!

Irish Gumbo said...

"You moved the headstones but not the bodies!"

Oh, no, sorry wrong movie. Dude, where did you get that picture of my cat?

Anonymous said...

I dated that cat during the making of Pet Cemetary. He was a real prick and couldn't remember any of his lines...

rn terri said...

THAT is funny!!! I remember the guy I was dating at the time this came out got mad at me for not telling him what happened to the kid. Such a wimp. (I had read the book ;-))

Cat said...

I hate to nit pick here, but I believe it's spelled "Pet Semetary", which I realize is wrong, but is right for the title. That makes no sense whatsoever.

Yeah, a fence would be a great fucking idea.

KMcJoseph said...


I am in SHOCK that I NEVER noticed that about the name. Usually these things NEVER escape my attention. I'm actually a little bit embarressed now. Haha.

Thanks, I changed the name.

And it's actually Sematary...not Semetary.

Now I gotta find out why.

KMcJoseph said...

Okay, I found out why it is spelled that way and it was the reason I expected it to be.

SassyTwoSocks said...

Cat and I were just emailing about this a month or so back... about how both of our least favorite scenes in the movie was when Gage (the little kid) sliced the guys Achilles tendon with a scalpel. Ouch! Yuck! Gross!