Jud: "Hey Louis, why so glum?"
Louis: "Our cat died."
Jud: "I'm sorry to hear about that, what happened?"
Louis: "You see that highway that runs through our front yard?"
Jud (looking at the highway): "Ah yes...You know Louis, there's a secret Indian burial ground near here. If we bury your cat there it might come back to life."
Louis: "Oh yeah, that's just what I need, a zombie cat."
Jud: "It's just a suggestion."
Louis: "How 'bout you suggest I put a fence in my front yard so my kid doesn't run into the street?"
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8 comments:
haha that was awesome!
"You moved the headstones but not the bodies!"
Oh, no, sorry wrong movie. Dude, where did you get that picture of my cat?
I dated that cat during the making of Pet Cemetary. He was a real prick and couldn't remember any of his lines...
:)
THAT is funny!!! I remember the guy I was dating at the time this came out got mad at me for not telling him what happened to the kid. Such a wimp. (I had read the book ;-))
I hate to nit pick here, but I believe it's spelled "Pet Semetary", which I realize is wrong, but is right for the title. That makes no sense whatsoever.
Yeah, a fence would be a great fucking idea.
Cat,
I am in SHOCK that I NEVER noticed that about the name. Usually these things NEVER escape my attention. I'm actually a little bit embarressed now. Haha.
Thanks, I changed the name.
And it's actually Sematary...not Semetary.
Now I gotta find out why.
Okay, I found out why it is spelled that way and it was the reason I expected it to be.
Cat and I were just emailing about this a month or so back... about how both of our least favorite scenes in the movie was when Gage (the little kid) sliced the guys Achilles tendon with a scalpel. Ouch! Yuck! Gross!
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