Thursday, January 8, 2009

The Karate Kid

Jennifer: "So Ali, are you gonna go to the Halloween dance with Daniel?"
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Ali: "You mean the new kid that lives in the low rent apartments who's constantly doing chores for that crazy old Japanese man?"

Jennifer: "Ummm...yes?"

Ali: "Why would I go to the dance with him? Do you have any idea how rich my parents are?"

Jennifer: "I thought he had won your heart."

Ali: "Won my heart? Jennifer, Johnny is the best looking guy in school, his parents are richer than mine, and he has an awesome car. You want me to leave all that for the poor kid that he keeps beating up?"

Jennifer: "Yeah, why not?"

Ali: "I'm 18, I've got fucking standards!"
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald

9 comments:

Braja said...

True story.

Sweet Cheeks said...

What?...Where's the wax on...wax off?
You know the joke...he really wax off...
Good movie choice! :)

a mouthy irish woman? ridiculous! said...

whats really funny? is that i just watched this movie this past weekend. yep...it was as ridiculous as i remembered.

SweetPeaSurry said...

I just completely came unglued with this one, because really ... Johnny wasn't as bad as some kids in school these days.

Irish Gumbo said...

HHHHHHAAAAAAAA*breathe*HHHHHHHHAAAAA*breathe*HHHHHHAAAAAA.

Jay-zus that movie was stoopit. If I had had that kid down no 'effin way I would have just honked his nose...but I'm over that now!

Vodka Mom said...

the bad thing is, i watched that damn movie over and over...

It's All Good said...

haha!

rn terri said...

The reality show version... :)

Sweet Cheeks said...

Oh no...the same movie is on today...where's the remote?

:)