Steve: "Wow, what an interesting day."
Diane: "You're tellin' me."
Steve: "Thank God you were able to get our daughter out of the TV, that was a close one."
Diane: "Personally, I think the high point was when the tree tried to eat our son."
Steve: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, you know that creepy clown that we got him for his birthday? It dragged him under the bed and tried to strangle him."
Diane (shakes head slowly): "Crazy clown...I'm just glad it's all over."
Steve: "Well, it's getting kind of late and we're obviously not going to move out of this house right away, I mean it's not like it's collapsed on itself or anything, so I'm gonna go out for a little while and leave you and the kids alone."
Diane: "Sounds good, I think I'll take a long bath."
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