Blair: "Excuse me bartender, I'll have a dirty martini and my friend will have a..."
Chuck: "Scotch, rocks."
Bartender: "You're fucking kidding me right?"
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Chuck: "What?"
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Bartender: "I'm not serving two 16-year-olds. You think I want to go to jail?"
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Blair: "That's ridiculous, we're not 16."
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Bartender (to the other bartender): "HEY HENRY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SHIT, THESE TWO KIDS THINK I'M GONNA SERVE THEM."
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Chuck: "Hey, there's no need to make a scene."
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Bartender: "You know, usually kids wait till they're at least 18 to start sneaking into bars, and even then they sneak into hole-in-the-wall places that need the business. The drinks here cost $40 a piece, we don't need fucking kids in here, get the fuck out!"
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Chuck: "Come Blair, this guy obviously doesn't know who we are."
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Bartender: "Let me tell you something you little shit, guys like you are passed around like candy in prison, and that's exactly where you're headed, and your little girlfriend is headed straight for the bottom of the porn industry if she isn't careful."
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