So I planted three Red Maples in my backyard this week.
And I'm thinking to myself:
"I have no idea what I am doing. There is no fuckin way these things survive."
I'm taking bets anyway.
But then as I am thinking about this another thought occurs to me:
Birds shit out seeds that become trees in the middle of an empty field. It can't be that hard.
Haiku:
Bird shits out a seed.
Tree sprouts in an empty field.
My trees should survive.
I think that logic is sound.
Copyright (c) 2008 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald
7 comments:
$20 on the trees dying before spring
Merry Xmas
Sounds sound to me.
It all comes from shit
This sprig in frozen ground:
I lost a bet
Good luck, and Merry Treemas!
Very good Grasshopper. Now where is the Christmas Champagne?
That's awesome that you planted trees. Very *green* of you. Merry Christmas, KMcAwesome!
love it. and your cynical optimism.
These trees are now 20 feet tall. I shit you not.
Post a Comment