Dr. House: "Well, all the other tests we've performed on this patient have failed, in addition to making him blind and a multiple amputee. I think it's time we put him in for an MRI."
Dr. Foreman: "Um doctor, has it ever occurred to you that the MRI machine might be broken?"
Dr. House: "No, why?"
Dr. Foreman: "Well, every single time we put a patient in the MRI they have a seizure...without fail. Accept for that one time you put an 800 pound man in there and he broke the machine. Lucky for him I guess, otherwise he would have had a seizure too."
Dr. House: "I had no idea."
Dr. Foreman: "Are you really even a doctor? I could get better medical information from the Internet. You realize that you're supposed to diagnose patients right? You're not supposed to just keep guessing until something works."
Dr. House: "You're fired."
Dr. Foreman: "I quit, hopefully I can work for a qualified employer. There's no telling how much damage you've already done to my career."
Copyright (c) 2008 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald
6 comments:
i LOVE House! One of the best shows out there ...
We never miss house! And I really work with doctors, so I can tell you - I'm always in hysterics from his rediculousness. I believe I have yelled out loud..."What an asshole!" at least once during every episode I have ever watched. I love it!
Tonight, on "Mystery Medical Science Theater 3000", the REAL script to the TV 'House'!
Good one!
Everytime ... you make me seriously laugh out loud ... EVERY time!!!
I love this, and I don't even WATCH House.
(What self-respecting TV Junkie doesn't watch house? I know you're asking yourself that)
I'll tell ya sometime! :)
I just found you by blog skipping around and had to leave a comment....you my friend are frickin hillarious!! I may have to stalk you a little bit now. :)
dawn
Do I have to watch House to get this? Was this something you wrote or something from the actual show? I must be a total moron
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