All the other planets have cool and even inspirational sounding names:
Mercury - Liquid Terminator
Venus - Oprah's Book Club
Mars - Candy Bars
Jupiter - High School Bully
Saturn - Practical Car
Uranus - Haha!
Neptune - Spongebob's god
Pluto - Fuck you scientists. Pluto is still a planet.
Then we have Earth.
What kind of a stupid name is that?
Earth = Dirt
It's completely uninspired. I say if scientists can decide after all these years to disavow a planet (Pluto) then we can decide to rename the earth. Something cool please, we'll probably be stuck with it for another 5 billion years.
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3 comments:
Earth= Big Mistake
I like it...
and I may be taking a trip to petra, definitely the Dead Sea and teh Red Sea, we shall see how far my lazy ass will go...Ill prob end up in a bar to be honest
here here! Mayhaps you should create a contest for the best rename of 'Earth'!!!
I just came over to tell you that your comments on people's blogs crack me up :)
As for Earth? Let's just call it Heaven and screw with everyone's minds...
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