Showing posts with label It's Time We Renamed The Earth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label It's Time We Renamed The Earth. Show all posts

Friday, June 12, 2009

It's Time We Rename The Earth

All the other planets have cool and even inspirational sounding names:

Mercury - Liquid Terminator
Venus - Oprah's Book Club
Mars - Candy Bars
Jupiter - High School Bully
Saturn - Practical Car
Uranus - Haha!
Neptune - Spongebob's god
Pluto - Fuck you scientists. Pluto is still a planet.

Then we have Earth.

What kind of a stupid name is that?

Earth = Dirt

It's completely uninspired. I say if scientists can decide after all these years to disavow a planet (Pluto) then we can decide to rename the earth. Something cool please, we'll probably be stuck with it for another 5 billion years.
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