Showing posts with label The Karate Kid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Karate Kid. Show all posts

Thursday, January 8, 2009

The Karate Kid

Jennifer: "So Ali, are you gonna go to the Halloween dance with Daniel?"
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Ali: "You mean the new kid that lives in the low rent apartments who's constantly doing chores for that crazy old Japanese man?"

Jennifer: "Ummm...yes?"

Ali: "Why would I go to the dance with him? Do you have any idea how rich my parents are?"

Jennifer: "I thought he had won your heart."

Ali: "Won my heart? Jennifer, Johnny is the best looking guy in school, his parents are richer than mine, and he has an awesome car. You want me to leave all that for the poor kid that he keeps beating up?"

Jennifer: "Yeah, why not?"

Ali: "I'm 18, I've got fucking standards!"
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