Damn you Blackberry Scrabble game!
You had me so excited after you randomly picked me to go first before the computer. "I will TROUNCE the computer," I thought to myself.
Then you gave me my letters, I, E, I, E, X, Z, E.
Are you fucking with me? What the fuck am I supposed to spell with that?
You sir, are in cahoots with the computer. You are a bastard.
I know what you're thinking computer, "F, U, C, K, Y, O, U."
Nice Triple Word Score!
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MOVIE LINE OF THE DAY:
"You've lost, you just don't know it yet." -Searching for Bobby Fischer
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Saturday, December 6, 2008
What the Fuck Are You Randomly Talking About?
I see you standin there.
You think you're so cool with your I-phone.
I got news for you.
You are. I'm jealous.
I'm one of those people that gets the newest phone when it becomes the "free with a two year contract and your soul". My wife made a mistake and got me a Blackberry. Now I will never be able to have a "lesser" phone. The free phones are OUT!
I was a first generation TIVO person. When I bought one for my parents, they were like "what do we need this for?" now they can't live without it. Now I think TIVO sucks, DVR's are the bomb!
Remember "the bomb" slang? Ahhh, 1996, those were the days. "Yo, that shit is THE BOMB!"
If I could take anyone's fictional life it would be the 4th bank robber (John Philbin) in Point Break. The one with the goatee. Unbelievably cool mo-fo! (Picture at the beginning of the post)
You think you're so cool with your I-phone.
I got news for you.
You are. I'm jealous.
I'm one of those people that gets the newest phone when it becomes the "free with a two year contract and your soul". My wife made a mistake and got me a Blackberry. Now I will never be able to have a "lesser" phone. The free phones are OUT!
I was a first generation TIVO person. When I bought one for my parents, they were like "what do we need this for?" now they can't live without it. Now I think TIVO sucks, DVR's are the bomb!
Remember "the bomb" slang? Ahhh, 1996, those were the days. "Yo, that shit is THE BOMB!"
If I could take anyone's fictional life it would be the 4th bank robber (John Philbin) in Point Break. The one with the goatee. Unbelievably cool mo-fo! (Picture at the beginning of the post)
Speaking of Point Break, I have skydived, many times. You know how people talk to each other while they are skydiving in the movies? Not possible. It is so fucking loud you can't hear yourself THINK. Helmets help.
I remember when I would stay up late at night to wait for the new GnR or Metallica Video that was gonna play at 11pm. Then they would play it non stop until everyone was so fucking sick of it.
I reference time periods in my life by songs that were popular at the time.
Ron Bennington's Got His Own Cupcake and it is AWESOME!
God I love Point Break. It is so fucking stupid and great!
MOVIE LINE OF THE DAY:
"Don't tell me to relax Bodhi! He's a fuckin' federal agent!" -Nathanial in Point Break
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