My Blackberry Is Out To Get Me

Damn you Blackberry Scrabble game!

You had me so excited after you randomly picked me to go first before the computer. "I will TROUNCE the computer," I thought to myself.

Then you gave me my letters, I, E, I, E, X, Z, E.

Are you fucking with me? What the fuck am I supposed to spell with that?

You sir, are in cahoots with the computer. You are a bastard.

I know what you're thinking computer, "F, U, C, K, Y, O, U."

Nice Triple Word Score!
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MOVIE LINE OF THE DAY:
"You've lost, you just don't know it yet." -Searching for Bobby Fischer