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Sunday, December 14, 2008

A Tree Ate My Cat


Scene: Brooklyn, New York

A firefighter arrives on scene only to be confronted by an old woman with a worried look on her face.

"What's the problem ma'am?" the firefighter asks.

"My cat, it's up in that tree, I need you to get it," she replies.

The firefighter looks up at the tree and the cat, thinks for a minute and then looks at the old woman.

"Lady, have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?" he asks.

"No, I haven't," she replies.

"It'll come down," he says.
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MOVIE LINE OF THE DAY:
"The funny thing about firemen is... Night and day they are always firemen." -Backdraft
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