Wendy: "Jesus Christ! Why the hell is Tinker Bell being such a bitch?"
Peter Pan: "Oh Wendy, she's just jealous. You see, she's in love with me!"
Wendy: "In love? Why that's the most preposterous thing I've ever heard!"
Peter Pan: "Why's that Wendy? After all, Tink and I have been fighting Captain Hook together in Neverland for a long time."
Wendy: "Think about it Peter. How would you ever consummate your love? She's only six inches tall, she'd surely be killed!"
Peter Pan: "Damn girl, you dirty! Get your ass up on dis bed!"
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald
18 comments:
OMG ... that is a freaking laugh riot. Now I have dirty thoughts of W and P circling around in my head.
.oO (Damn ... where'd I put my toy?)
Haha... 3-way maybe? Probably more like a 2.1-way, though.
LMAO!
but tink would fit perfectly in his pants, perfect for on the go!
... too much? yeah I thought so too, I'm gonna go wash my filth off now....
That last line just rocked the whole post.
I don't know, Peter's tights and the pan flute? Tinkerbell?
I'm with Dumb Ass... Peter Pan has got a whole set of issues that Wendy and Tink can't even touch!
Peter always wanted Wendy...but she really digs the Captain for his hook! That's the real reason Tinker was pissy.
:)
I will never read this story again and not think of Peter Pan, horny man
I find it unlikely that Peter Pan would say "Damn girl, you dirty! Get your ass up on dis bed!" Given that the original play was written in 1904 Peter's likely response to Wendy would've been: "My word Wendy, your mouth is filthy & your words are in the devil's own tongue! However, I find your behavior arousing & I greatly desire to bed you right here in the nursery while your brothers look on."
Where there is a penis, there is a way.
Word VerificatioN: "gyndal", which I read as "gyn doll"
hehe I had to stop by after reading about this post on another blog! Genius...as always! : )
No Blood No foul, right?
gr8!
LMAO!
Who is creating that freakish shadow behind Wendy? Could there be a third player?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??? I'M STARTING TO WORRY!!!
Are you on a writer's Strike?
We'll negotiate a better contract...name your price....green m&m's - done...Oreos with triple stuff - done...foot massage...we'll get a trained monkey...
Missing you.
:)
Nice!!! i often wondered the same, actually!!
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