Charlie: "You're late."Maverick: "Yeah, sorry about that."
Charlie: "Wait...what's that smell?"
Maverick: "I guess I need a shower, I was just playing volleyball."
Charlie: "You're telling me that I risked my career to invite you over for a romantic dinner and you didn't take a shower before you got here? Next thing you're going to tell me is that you played volleyball in those jeans you're wearing."
Maverick: "Well actually, I did."
Charlie: "Oh my God, that's disgusting, I can't believe I was planning on having sex with you, your crotch must smell like sulfer and walnuts by now."
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald
11 comments:
Tom Cruise was so cute before he was abducted. Same as Mel. Sigh.
Walnuts? Dude, that's just nasty...
I might be one of the only people on the planet that never saw Top Gun.
Pearl
Well spotted. I was so distracted by the hot love scene between Maverick and the blond-chick-what's-her-name that I didn't even notice the homoerotic undertones.
Walnuts...Ewww!
Nice as always McJoe!
:)
I can still har the music. I was just out of college and oh God, I loved him back then
jajajaa!
I can think of worse things than walnuts...but now that you mention it, maybe the song "take my breath away" is actually in reference to the horrible stench.
I don't know HOW I missed this one, freaking hilarious. I'm sure the movie would have been even BETTAH if the MOTHER SHIP had come down and saved Goose!!!
Sulfur and walnuts!?! Oh my God,... I am totally going to STILL be giggling about this tomorrow. :D
Oh my god. Walnuts. You're a genius. I've been trying to place the smell for years.
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