Worker: "Have you given blood before?"
Me: "Yes, numerous times."
Worker: "You aren't in our system."
Me: "For the love of God!"
Worker: "Have you ever been to Africa?"
Me: "Yes, however while I was there I did not sleep with any Africans, do drugs with any Africans, contract malaria or smallpox, or receive (money, sex, or drugs) in exchange for (sex, drugs, or money). At least not that I can remember."
Worker: "Have you had any vaccinations recently?"
Me: "Yeah, my job forced me to get the MMR vaccine last month even though I'm an American and obviously received it when I was two."
Worker: "Do you have any questions before you donate?"
Me: "Yeah, what's the deal with this bloodmobile?"
Worker: "What do you mean?"
Me: "It's clearly a biohazard. You're making me answer all these questions about whether or not I did any questionable things with men in Africa, meanwhile this place has dirt all over it and there are BLOOD...DROPS...EVERYWHERE I look!"
Worker: "Don't worry...we use iodine."
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