Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Caddyshack II

Pitch Man: "I’d like to make ‘Caddyshack II’."

Movie Producer: "Sounds good. After all everyone loved Caddyshack. What shenanigans are the caddies going to get themselves into this time?"

Pitch Man: "Well there aren’t really any ‘caddies’ in the movie per se…I guess there’s one but he only caddies at the very beginning of the movie during the opening credits."

Movie Producer: "I see...No caddies…Are there any ‘shacks’ in the movie?"

Pitch Man: "Nope, no shacks whatsoever."

Movie Producer: "I like where you’re going with this. I assume we’ve secured the entire cast for a reprise of their roles?"

Pitch Man: "We have Chevy Chase but we’re going to completely bastardize his character."

Movie Producer: "How ‘bout Bill Murray?"

Pitch Man: "Replaced by Dan Akroyd. I’m sure it will be comedy gold though!"

Movie Producer: "Well, no matter what, Rodney Dangerfield has a built in audience."

Pitch Man: "Couldn’t get him."

Movie Producer: "No Rodney Dangerfield? Now I’m having second thoughts."

Pitch Man: "We got Jackie Mason!"

Movie Producer: "SOLD!"
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 by Kevin McDonald


Anonymous said...


You have returned McJoe!

I thought maybe you were on in the soap opera world...they never come back.

Now I see you were actually killed...which is why you suddenly reappeared with a rubber nose and fake glasses. ;-)

I've really missed your bratty face!

Dan Ackroyd and Jackie an instant hit...No kidding there!

Sweet Cheeks!

Pearl said...

And the mechanized ground hog? Tell me they've signed him!


Fish said...

Every single life.....around this your responsibility.