Pitch Man: "I’d like to make ‘Caddyshack II’."
Movie Producer: "Sounds good. After all everyone loved Caddyshack. What shenanigans are the caddies going to get themselves into this time?"
Pitch Man: "Well there aren’t really any ‘caddies’ in the movie per se…I guess there’s one but he only caddies at the very beginning of the movie during the opening credits."
Movie Producer: "I see...No caddies…Are there any ‘shacks’ in the movie?"
Pitch Man: "Nope, no shacks whatsoever."
Movie Producer: "I like where you’re going with this. I assume we’ve secured the entire cast for a reprise of their roles?"
Pitch Man: "We have Chevy Chase but we’re going to completely bastardize his character."
Movie Producer: "How ‘bout Bill Murray?"
Pitch Man: "Replaced by Dan Akroyd. I’m sure it will be comedy gold though!"
Movie Producer: "Well, no matter what, Rodney Dangerfield has a built in audience."
Pitch Man: "Couldn’t get him."
Movie Producer: "No Rodney Dangerfield? Now I’m having second thoughts."
Pitch Man: "We got Jackie Mason!"
Movie Producer: "SOLD!"
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