Saturday, May 23, 2009

1. This Was On Amazon.com (My 5 Star Review)


At first I bought this shirt thinking it was a for the band Three Dog Night or that it was three dogs eating a cookie...either way I had to have it. When the shirt arrived in the mail I was furious for about two minutes, then I felt a little sick to my stomach because I had eaten too many chicken sausages, so I took some TUMS and felt better. After that I drank about 12 or 13 beers and fell asleep on the couch. I woke up around 3 in the morning and was going to go crawl into bed when I noticed the "Three Wolf Howling at the Moon" shirt that I had totally forgotten about. "Of course!" I said to myself, "Three Wolves Howling at the Moon makes a lot more sense than three dogs trying to eat a cookie." I couldn't believe how stupid and senseless I had been prior to this revelation. What got me the most upset is that I had gone to half a year of community college and usually consider myself an athlete and a scholar. The best thing about this shirt is that it is black which symbolizes (of course) night which is when the moon comes out. Also when I wear it and my arms are coming out of the arm-holes and my head is coming out of the head-hole it is kind of like I am a wolf/moon super-villain which does absolutely amazing things to my ego.
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald

5 comments:

♥ Braja said...

You said 'chicken'

Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub said...

I like that you somehow manage a sentence with the words "head-hole," "supervillian" and "ego." Only a shirt with THREE wolves could bring out all that in a man. Two would be too few. Four would be too many.

;)

SassyTwoSocks said...

Wow. That was a mouthful. Were you drunk when you wrote this? Cause if so, props to you bro. I'm hungry now...

Employee No. 3699 said...

Visiting by way of Amy. Great review!

'That Girl' said...

Did you order the matching mullet-cap?