Thursday, May 14, 2009

Titanic

Lizzy: "What the hell did you just do?"
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Rose: "Nothing dear, I was just looking out at the night sea."
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Lizzy: "Bullshit, I saw you. You just threw that black diamond into the ocean!"
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Rose: "It was my diamond, I can do with it what I please."
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Lizzy: "You had these people fly you all the way out to their boat so that you could tell your story and you had the diamond on you all this time?"
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Rose: "Wasn't it a romantic story?"
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Lizzy: "Bitch, I hope you fucking die in your sleep tonight!"
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald

2 comments:

SweetPeaSurry said...

lmao! Excellent one! Welcome back!

blessings

♥ Braja said...

So happy to see you back. And giving heaps of hard times to bloody Titanic :)))