Ernie: "Bert, Bert."
Bert: "What is it Ernie?"
Ernie: "Whatcha thinkin' about Bert?"
Bert: "I'm thinking about my favorite number...6."
Ernie: "Wow Bert, that sounds kind of boring."
Bert: [sarcastically] "I'm glad you think everything I do is boring. Since everything you do is so interesting, what are you thinking about?"
Ernie: "Well Bert, I was thinking that it's about time we push our beds together."
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