James Bond: [in bed with Jones] "I was wrong about you."
Christmas Jones: "Yeah, how so?"
James Bond: "I thought Christmas only came once a year."
Christmas Jones: "Wait...did you just make a joke about coming?"
James Bond: "Just trying to be charming."
Christmas Jones: "I faked them you asshole."
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