Friday, June 12, 2009

It's Time We Rename The Earth

All the other planets have cool and even inspirational sounding names:

Mercury - Liquid Terminator
Venus - Oprah's Book Club
Mars - Candy Bars
Jupiter - High School Bully
Saturn - Practical Car
Uranus - Haha!
Neptune - Spongebob's god
Pluto - Fuck you scientists. Pluto is still a planet.

Then we have Earth.

What kind of a stupid name is that?

Earth = Dirt

It's completely uninspired. I say if scientists can decide after all these years to disavow a planet (Pluto) then we can decide to rename the earth. Something cool please, we'll probably be stuck with it for another 5 billion years.
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 by Kevin McDonald


It's All Good said...

Earth= Big Mistake

I like it...

and I may be taking a trip to petra, definitely the Dead Sea and teh Red Sea, we shall see how far my lazy ass will go...Ill prob end up in a bar to be honest

SweetPeaSurry said...

here here! Mayhaps you should create a contest for the best rename of 'Earth'!!!

♥ Braja said...

I just came over to tell you that your comments on people's blogs crack me up :)

As for Earth? Let's just call it Heaven and screw with everyone's minds...