All the other planets have cool and even inspirational sounding names:
Mercury - Liquid Terminator
Venus - Oprah's Book Club
Mars - Candy Bars
Jupiter - High School Bully
Saturn - Practical Car
Uranus - Haha!
Neptune - Spongebob's god
Pluto - Fuck you scientists. Pluto is still a planet.
Then we have Earth.
What kind of a stupid name is that?
Earth = Dirt
It's completely uninspired. I say if scientists can decide after all these years to disavow a planet (Pluto) then we can decide to rename the earth. Something cool please, we'll probably be stuck with it for another 5 billion years.
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