Woman on cell phone: "WELL ALL I KNOW IS, IF I EVER SAW A FLYING COCKROACH, I WOULD JUST DIE!"
-Across the street-
Woman in yard: "I know! I'll mow my lawn at 8:30 at night!"
-In the neighborhood-
Teenager in truck: "Yield signs are not for me!"
Me: "After 31 years, you are now (all of a sudden) lactose intolerant. No more lactose for you!"
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