Dora and Boots: "SWIPER, NO SWIPING!"
Swiper: "You're TOO LATE! [throws Dora's fruit basket into a nearby barn] You'll never find it now!"
Dora: "You know Swiper, you're a dick!"
Swiper: "Whaaa?"
Dora: "It would be one thing if you were always stealing our shit for some kind of financial gain. But you just steal our stuff and then throw it away. That's something only an asshole would do."
Swiper: "One time you and Boots stole my blueberries from where I live on Blueberry Hill."
Dora: [pulls a pistol from her backpack and points it at Swiper] "Yeah motherfucker, that's because I'm a HUMAN and you're a fuckin' FOX! I can do what I want."
Swiper: "D-d-d-d-Dora, n-no need to be rash!"
Boots: "Oh Shit!"
Dora: [shoots Swiper in the face] "He won't be bothering us anymore Boots."
Boots: "I think I'm gonna be sick."
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4 comments:
Now about that fucking map...
I wish this is how it really went. The show would be much more bearable then.
That was so beautiful I'm weeping.
Brilliant! I'm so glad my children are to old to watch that show now!!
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