Thursday, June 18, 2009

Superman II

Clark Kent: “Remember me?”

Guy in diner: “Four eyes? Yeah, I remember you. Didn’t I kick your ass in this diner two weeks ago?”

Clark Kent: “Somebody should teach you some manners.”

Guy in diner: “That’s what you said last time. Are you back for more?”

Clark Kent: “Quite the contrary sir, you see, I’m Superman and I gave up my powers two weeks ago in order to be with the woman I love.”

Guy in diner: [interrupting] “Oh shit, you’re Superman?”

Clark Kent: [Continuing] “After I gave up my powers I became such a raging pussy that my girlfriend didn’t like me anymore. So I’ve gotten my powers back and as my first order of business, I’m going to kick your ass.”

Guy in diner: “That really doesn’t seem fair.”
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 by Kevin McDonald


That Baldy Fella said...

And that's why Superman is a dick.

(Word verification = suped. Seriously, what are the chances of that???)

Irish Gumbo said...

Too bad for Rocky, gettin' his ass kicked by a raging pussy...

WhisperingWriter said...

I love Superman's glasses.

♥ Braja said...

Obviously fiction; Supe's a dick, and too much of a pussy to challenge Rocky.

KMcJoseph said...


The words are fiction, yes. But this did happen in the movie. He went back to the diner (after he got his super powers back) just to pick on this guy!


Ann's Rants said...

At least he got his powers back without having to contact all his exgirlfriends pestering them with "Why" (High Fidelity).

Wait he doesn't have any exes.

Scott said...

I love this so much.