Tony: "Fifteen nuclear bombs just went off on fifteen separate buses in the downtown area. We've gotta catch this guy before it gets any worse."Jack: "Any worse? Are you kidding me? Everyone I have ever loved is dead and this city is under constant terrorist attack because the President is inexplicably always in town, even though he lives on the other side of the country."
Tony: "You seem down."
Jack: "Ya think? I've saved this country and the president several times and at least once a year, you bastards throw handcuffs on me and haul me away like I'm some kind of traitor. I'm feeling a little fucking under appreciated."
Audry: "At least we're together again!"
Jack: "I've been cheating on you."
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald
14 comments:
You've been lying. You're actually a sitcom writer in Hollywood, aren't you....
Nothing like a little stress to make the truth come out, eh, Jackie boy?
And I think Braja has you pegged..
Damnit...that was stinking Hilarious!
I'd be crazy, too, if every second of my life was narrated with that horrible BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.
HAHAHAHA. This is great. You could host an entire blog that is just spoofed conversations from tv shows.
Braja and Irish Gumbo: Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Remember George got laughed at for claiming he was a sitcom writer to pick up chicks on Seinfeld.
Sweet Cheeks: Thank you.
Cat: Your life isn't narrated with a beep???
Sassy: I think thats my plan at this point, to just continue with these. Thanks!
Oh, it's good, yeah, that's it, it's good (whistles as he walks away form the keyboard...)
Yeah but you're better looking than George, and not as tragic. At least, you don't appear to be. God help you if you are...
You know, your TV-bashing is what made me follow your blog.
I really despise it, but at least I'm another visitor, right?
Michael.
Michael,
You despise tv shows or you despise my blog?
In my profile, you'll see my 3rd blog is named, "There is no me without TV."
So, I love television. Your bashing 24 is probably the most oh-my-God to me, aside from Lost, of course.
It's amusing to see another person's perspective, though.
Michael.
love jack bauer..
this is music project http://www.myspace.com/whothefuckisjackbauer
I have simply my one the blank verse translated..
I think the very least Michael could have done was write, "You're despicable" in a Daffy Duck voice.
jesus wept...
Freaking marvelous, and ever so humorous. Keep of the funny, man!!!
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