Han Solo: "I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew."
Princess Leia: "He wasn't. I can feel it."
Han Solo: "You love him, don't you?"
Princess Leia: "Yes."
Han Solo: "All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't get in the way."
Princess Leia: "Oh, Han, it's not like that at all. He's my brother."
Han Solo: "Really? Wait...didn't you make out with him not too long ago?"
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Princess Leia: "No, it was just a kiss."
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Han Solo: "From what I remember, it was extremely passionate."
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Princess Leia: "It was nothing."
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Han Solo: "From what I saw, I would have assumed you two were fucking."
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Princess Leia: "Look, I'm offering myself to you, take it or leave it."
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Han Solo: "No thanks your Highness, I don't go for that hill-billy shit."
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald
12 comments:
That one made me LOL. Luke was a total hillbilly, growing up on that SAND planet on some kind of sand farm... it don't get any lower than that.
ah this one gave me quite a chuckle. star wars rules, despite the hill billy hijinks.
Hysterical! That should've been in the original...that's all I'm saying.
:)
Luke *wished* he was a hill billy...sand freak.
Shouldn't be a sand-billy?
This was better than the original.
Your highness and hillbilly, in the same sentence, love it.
There is NOTHING wrong with flirting with a sibling.
I NEVER reject the advances of ANY woman.
LOL
LOL..
L.O.L.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my ... I'm getting those funny looks again from people who think I'm laughing at abso-freakin'-lutely nothin. I love your blog. LOFF LOFF LOFF it!!!
bright blessings
I felt bad for luke...lost the girl because its his sister and then his father cut off his masturbation hand. Movie could be renamed One drunken night in the south !!LOL
I Loved Rizzo.
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