Acid Burn: "Hey Crash, whatcha doin'?"
Crash: "I'm hacking into the F.B.I.'s mainframe, what do you think I'm doing?"
Acid Burn: "Your computer screen is just showing a really cool screensaver and your typing like crazy."
Crash: "Hackers don't need to see what they're typing, you'd know that if you were half the hacker that I am."
Acid Burn: "Okay, I can buy that you don't need to see what you're typing, but if you're hacking into the F.B.I.'s mainframe don't you need to see what's on their computer system?"
Crash: "No see, because all I'm doing is typing E=MC2 over and over again and eventually the computer will give me what I want."
Acid Burn: "E=MC2?"
Crash: "Yeah, haven't you ever seen a computer movie? E=MC2 can get you anything."
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald
7 comments:
I've always wanted to learn how to hack, NOW I know!!!
Between that and '42' you are on the road to world domination. Just don't get caught up in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe...
Come on, you gotta do NCIS where two of them are typing on the same keyboard to hack. Now that needs a rewrite....
Good god, you can't be serious Braja?
That's the single most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! And I just made a post about how comfortable stasis-chambers are!
It's totally true! E=MC2 even got me laid once.
This totally reminded me of the CSI shows for some reason. They have all this crazy-sweet technology where they can just find anyone they want in like two seconds and move things around the screen just by touching it. It's so not possible.
Sassy: I've got a CSI post from a while ago
http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/2008/12/csi-miami.html
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