Rizzo: "I went to the doctor and he said bein' pregnant's not the reason I missed my period."
Kenickie: "That's a relief."
Rizzo: "Yeah, turns out I'm menopausal."
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15 comments:
PERFECTION.
LOL
ahahaha!
These are beautiful! I went back and read them all. Now I'm cheaping out and only leaving you one comment. What can I say, I'm a bastard.
Thanks for the Woody Allen tip, I'll check it out.
Whaaa? Aw, man, I had such a 'thang' for Stockard Channing when that came out. I wondered my she seemed so much more mature than ONJ.
LOL
at least she's not a B*Tch because she is menopausal...which I can start using as my own excuse in a few years.....
he he he!
I knew it! She was menopausal...I could tell by the way she danced. Looked like sore 'old lady hips' to me.
You're so funny Kev~
:)
Well KMC that doesn't compute as your blog is funny every single day and mine is funny on some good days. Sorry for the unnecessary self-harm inflicting experience.
Oh and its FIRST, rather than "Firt" I believe ;)
I have seen this movie at least 25 times, know the words to every song and oh Lord, it appears everyone will now know how uncool I am.
Oh god, I just...there aren't words for how much this post means to me.
Dude, where are you?
Ha ha ha ha ha!! Stockard Channing is awesome... it is only because she is still so in it that this is funny.
Hope you're ok over there...we could send Gumby over to check on you...
:)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! This is awesome. So true. There was no way in hell she was young enough to be in highschool. Her raspy voice and cackling laugh made her sound like a chain-smoking grandma. It's kinda like Luke Perry on 90210.
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