Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Enemy Mine

Jerry: "It is no longer my life that matters. I am not fat, I am not lazy. Davidge... I await a new life."

Davidge: "Oh, my God... Oh, my God, are you telling me you're pregnant? You're a woman?"

Jerry: "Yes...Davidge."

Davidge: "So...you and me...we could have been FUCKING this ENTIRE time???"
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald

7 comments:

Irish Gumbo said...

"Well, we'd have to do something about that face, but, yes, fucking."

Hey, you're back! We were getting worried! Huzzah!

KMcJoseph said...

I'd probably have fucked one of those Trilobite things by that point!

Anonymous said...

Gigantic HA! HA! HA!
I love it!
:)

p.s.
Could you spoof the 1st Speed movie?
You were sorely missed...I had to watch cable...sniff..sniff.

Ann Imig said...

You're back among the living! Well, at least among the blogging.

Anonymous said...

haha!

Captain Dumbass said...

Enemy Mine. I know I saw that movie but can't remember a damn thing about it. Maybe if there'd been some human/ugly alien porn.

Syam Ahmedarino said...

LoL