Saturday, November 22, 2008

Ensign Ricky

Captain Kirk: "We're going down to the planet. Spock, Jim, Ensign Ricky let's go."

Ensign Ricky: "With all due respect Captain, I'm not going."

Kirk: "What do you mean your not going, what is this insubordination?"

Ricky: "Sir, I can't believe you haven't been fired. You've lost over 300 Ensigns since you were promoted to Captain of the Enterprise. Do you have any idea how expensive it is to train a new officer? Have you ever heard of the enlisted?"

Kirk: "But Ricky, our mission is to go where no man has gone before..."

Ricky: "Sir, seriously go fuck yourself. I'm not going to get myself killed by a randomly shot laser just so you can get your dick wet fucking whatever humanoid female alien you happen to come across. Who the fuck pays for all this shit anyway?"

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