Monday, November 24, 2008

Fraternal Order of Police

Me (picking up phone): "Hello......hello........hello?"

Telemarketer with gruff voice: "Hello Kevin, this is the Fraternal Order of Police calling. We are a bit concerned that we have not received your pledge of $20 that you made a couple of months ago."

Me (trying to get off the phone): "Uhhh...I think that must have been the last owner of this house, he also happened to be named Kevin."

Mr. Gruff (semi-angrily): "His name was Kevin McJoseph???"

Me: "Are you a cop or are you just a telemarketer?"

Mr. Gruff: "Uhhhhhhhh..."

Me: -Dial Tone-

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