Me (picking up phone): "Hello......hello........hello?"
Telemarketer with gruff voice: "Hello Kevin, this is the Fraternal Order of Police calling. We are a bit concerned that we have not received your pledge of $20 that you made a couple of months ago."
Me (trying to get off the phone): "Uhhh...I think that must have been the last owner of this house, he also happened to be named Kevin."
Mr. Gruff (semi-angrily): "His name was Kevin McJoseph???"
Me: "Are you a cop or are you just a telemarketer?"
Mr. Gruff: "Uhhhhhhhh..."
Me: -Dial Tone-