Warden,
I request the following for my last meal:
One cheesy Gordita Crunch from Taco Bell with lots of hot sauce, a corn-dog with mustard (one of those giant carnival corn-dogs is what I'm talkin about), a vanilla shake from Micky-D's, a gyro with green tabasco sauce from Miami Subs, beef wellington just cause I ain't never had it, an italian sub with a shitload of mayonnaise, a shrimp tempura roll (didn't think I was cultured did ya warden?), and a pint of ben and jerry's cookie dough ice cream.
Sincerely,
Prisoner #479313974
MOVIE LINE OF THE DAY:
"I'm the first to admit we took this country from the indians but what were they doing with it anyway; shooting off bows and arrows and using seashells for money." -The Last Supper
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It's a good thing that is your last meal because the heartburn and indigestion would kill you anyways.
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