Sunday, December 21, 2008

What's 20% Of Zero?


Scene: Outdoor Restaurant, Coconut Grove, Florida

Our stoned waiter takes our orders and disappears. Twenty minutes later he places two dishes on the table behind us (which is unoccupied) and leaves.

I think nothing of it. After all, service couldn't be that bad could it?

Another TWENTY minutes go by and I haven't seen our waiter. I flag down the manager and tell him of our predicament.

The manager talks to someone and figures out that the food on the unoccupied table is ours. He goes over to the table, picks up the two plates and:

PUTS THEM DOWN ON OUR TABLE!

We were in our car a minute later.

We did not leave a tip.
Copyright (c) 2008 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald

6 comments:

Ann's Rants said...

Hilarious.

Sweet Cheeks said...

McJoe...stop going to restaurants, you're cursed...
:)

Irish Gumbo said...

Gives new meaning to the phrase "in the weeds".

Maybe you should have at least asked him for the name of his dealer...

Pearl said...

I'm with you, McJ. Too bad you can't leave less than nothing!
Pearl

bernthis said...

Smart move.

a mouthy irish woman? ridiculous! said...

spicoli. all the way.