Scene: Outdoor Restaurant, Coconut Grove, Florida
Our stoned waiter takes our orders and disappears. Twenty minutes later he places two dishes on the table behind us (which is unoccupied) and leaves.
I think nothing of it. After all, service couldn't be that bad could it?
Another TWENTY minutes go by and I haven't seen our waiter. I flag down the manager and tell him of our predicament.
The manager talks to someone and figures out that the food on the unoccupied table is ours. He goes over to the table, picks up the two plates and:
PUTS THEM DOWN ON OUR TABLE!
We were in our car a minute later.
We did not leave a tip.
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