Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Christmas Eve Thoughts


So I planted three Red Maples in my backyard this week.

And I'm thinking to myself:

"I have no idea what I am doing. There is no fuckin way these things survive."

I'm taking bets anyway.

But then as I am thinking about this another thought occurs to me:

Birds shit out seeds that become trees in the middle of an empty field. It can't be that hard.

Haiku:
Bird shits out a seed.
Tree sprouts in an empty field.
My trees should survive.

I think that logic is sound.
Copyright (c) 2008 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald

7 comments:

Cat said...

$20 on the trees dying before spring

Merry Xmas

The Grandpa said...

Sounds sound to me.

Irish Gumbo said...

It all comes from shit
This sprig in frozen ground:
I lost a bet

Good luck, and Merry Treemas!

Comedy Goddess said...

Very good Grasshopper. Now where is the Christmas Champagne?

SassyTwoSocks said...

That's awesome that you planted trees. Very *green* of you. Merry Christmas, KMcAwesome!

PC said...

love it. and your cynical optimism.

KMcJoseph said...

These trees are now 20 feet tall. I shit you not.